Shove That Ballroom | Hat
Description
Some things are better left unsaid. This isn’t one of them.
Make a statement without saying a word. Our Shove Your Ballroom Hat is a bold, unapologetic response to misplaced priorities, political extravagance, and the absurdity of it all. This hat delivers a message that’s impossible to ignore. A little profanity, a lot of attitude, and zero apologies.
With democracy under attack and priorities completely out of whack, the last thing we need is another monument to one man’s ego.
Finding the right fit starts with knowing your measurements. Use a soft measuring tape and measure over light clothing for the most accurate results. Each chart below reflects finished garment measurements laid flat — we recommend comparing these to a well-fitting item you already own.
T-Shirts
Typical Unisex Crew Neck T-Shirt
Fit: Modern classic fit. Narrow width, rib collar, taped neck and shoulders.
Material: Most colors: 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% cotton.
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 27 | 28 | 29 1/4 | 30 1/4 | 31 1/4 | 32 1/2 | 33 1/2 | 34 1/2 | 35 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 16 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
Women's/Tailored Fit Crew Neck T-Shirt
Fit: Relaxed fit with side seams. Pre-shrunk.
Material: Most colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% cotton.
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 25 | 25 1/4 | 26 | 26 3/4 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/4 | 29 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 17 3/4 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Tank Tops
Unisex Tie-Dye Tank
Fit: Unisex. Banded neck and arm holes, double-needle bottom hem. Pre-shrunk.
Material: 100% cotton jersey knit. No two shirts are exactly alike — wash separately.
| Measurement | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Typical Unisex Tank
Fit: Relaxed fit. Self-binding at neckline and armholes, side seams.
Material: Most colors: 100% combed ring-spun cotton. Heather Grey: 90% polyester / 10% cotton.
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 27 1/4 | 28 1/4 | 29 1/4 | 30 1/4 | 31 1/4 | 32 1/4 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 16 1/2 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
Accessories
Reclaimist Fiber Elemental Tote Bag
Material: 100% recycled cotton, plain weave. 100% post-industrial reclaimed fiber. GOTS, OCS, GRS, RCS and OEKO-TEX certified.
Handles: Self-fabric, 23" L.
| Size | Dimensions |
|---|---|
| One Size | 15 1/2" W x 16 1/2" H |
All measurements are in inches and reflect finished garment dimensions laid flat. Slight variations may occur due to manufacturing tolerances.
